Happy anniversary to us
It was on this date 13 years ago that I told The Wife that I would be hers forever, no matter what happened, good, bad or otherwise. I told her I'd do all of that for the rest of my life. She said, "You'd better, because that's my plan, too."

As of this moment, I've had roughly 410,227,200 chances to regret it for a second. I haven't.