OK, I'll bite
In the absence of the ability to create anything for myself, I shamelessly rip this off and offer you a few more tidbits about me:

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | Getting old
02 | Mortgage brokers
03 | The water

THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | The Wife
02 | Otis
03 | My children (ok, that totals five. sue me.)

THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | The family
02 | The First Amendment
03 | Music

THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | Slow traffic
02 | Office politics
03 | Talking on the phone

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | People who lack work ethic
02 | Television
03 | My constant feeling of inferiority

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | my Missouri motorcycle license plate
02 | a copy of The Cincinnati Enquirer from 1873
03 | a snow globe my son made in a craft class from a baby-food jar

THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | Trying to induce sleep
02 | Putting off cleaning up the kitchen
03 | Fretting

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | Drive a Corvette across the country
02 | Play guitar for an audience
03 | See my children grow up to do great things

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | Play guitar
02 | Drive fast
03 | Spell

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | Inquisitive
02 | Confident
03 | Confused

THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | Draw
02 | Sing
03 | Sleep

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | Your intuition
02 | Your children
03 | The sound of a spring-fed Florida river

THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | The media
02 | The government
03 | Misogynistic, hate-filled music from any genre

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
01 | (deep sigh)
02 | Come on, you piece of ...
03 | Yes

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | Steak, medium
02 | Quaker Chewy Granola Bars
03 | Crab legs

THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | To fly an airplane
02 | XML
03 | How to find peace within myself

THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | Dr Pepper
02 | Beer
03 | Coffee

THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | The Lone Ranger
02 | The Brady Bunch
03 | CHiPs