What the hell is this?
In print design, we don't have to let you look at the prototypes. In cyberspace, apparently, everything is laid bare. Hang with us while we fix the awfulness. Yes, I know, that damn blue background has got to go. However, I've been kicked in the ass by Daylight Saving Time, having lost an hour of my life that I'll really never get back. So it's too late. Must log off and sleep.

But we'll fix it. After we fix it, I'll tell you about a fabulous weekend -- 48 hours that have put me well on the road to recovery from the shame spiral.

Until then, if you can read this with your eyes closed, please do. If your eyes need a rest, go to The Vault; I haven't f-ed up the archives yet.