'Her fever's up to 105. We're going to the hospital'
And so began another incursion by The Real World against the Daily Routine, two hours before the usual end of the work day. This aspirated pneumonia thing has the Young Daughter running the thermometer to redline. She and The Wife will spend another night in a hospital (admitted, this time, thank God.) I'll spend another night here with the other two children, not sleeping, idly surfing the Web with the TV on, trying not to worry.

High fevers are not uncommon in my house. This is a genetic thing, passed on from The Wife to our progeny. The house record so far is 106, hit by the Old Daughter when she was 2. I remember The Wife calling the pediatrician at 2 a.m., trying to convince her our kid really did have a fever of 106. "I think you're misreading the thermometer," said the doctor. The Wife restrained herself from saying I think you can kiss my ass. At least, she did while she was on the phone. We went to the hospital, the Old Daughter hit 106 on the officially calibrated measuring device, and the doctor was forced to apologize.

It's been a rough week for the Young Daughter, who's carrying a genetic abnormality despite the fact that neither of her parents actually has the gene. Which brings us to another irony of sorts: the actual disease has not caused the kid any problems at all. She has few visible symptoms of something called neurofibromatosis. She instead is hospitalized with pneumonia because of an infection caused when she aspirated vomit while under general anasthesia which sedated her so she'd sit still for an MRI so we could check the progress of something called neurofibromatosis.

I find myself reassuring The Wife by saying, "It's better to know." Now, I'm not so convinced of that.