Jonesing
I can tell you this: If a heroin withdrawal is worse than this, I can't imagine anybody living through it.

Ran out of coffee yesterday. Forgot to buy more coffee. Also out of Coca-Cola and other caffeinated treats. The Wife left me wtih kids and without a car while she went off to sell some of our junk at a friend's garage sale. And I am hurting.

My head feels like it's absolutely going to explode -- that is, when I'm not experiencing fits of narcolepsy. I think nodding off and leaving three kids in charge would be a bad thing. Florida has laws against that, I think.

I need a drink. Coke. Pepsi. Dr Pepper. Mountain Dew, for Christ's sake. Anything. And fast.