The Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the Super Bowl
Roll those words around a few times. Sounds ridiculous, huh? Kind of like, "Saddam Hussein just agreed to disarm and live in exile in Antarctica," or "Al Gore is President," or "I just had the most enjoyable root canal." The Tampa Bay Buccaneers won the Super Bowl. That's like Lucy holding the football and letting Charlie Brown kick it. It's like Arkansas high school students leading the nation in SAT scores. It's like snow in Florida -- oh, wait a minute, that happened, too, this week.

For Christ's sake, what's next?